Post by mellio1238 on Mar 31, 2007 10:00:31 GMT -5
I have become a SNL addict as of late and there is a skit where Tom Brokaw is pretaping all the ways Gerald Ford could die. My friend and I were IMing about this skit and I got this idea for a variation of the skit and I want to make it into a story. Here is the transcript of our conversation:
President gerald ford was caught in the crossfire between french and kazach militery forces
he was shot by the French
the us declared war
mellio1238 (10:31:25 PM): and then not even an hour afterward, the french had surrndered
mellio1238 (10:32:05 PM): it was then documented and put in a 2 hour special on the history channel
SandManSlp (9:32:19 PM): awesome
mellio1238 (10:33:54 PM): hosted by the corpse of president richard nixon
mellio1238 (10:34:22 PM): they cracked his coffin right open
mellio1238 (10:34:46 PM): and gave him the paddles of life
mellio1238 (10:36:46 PM): What a mistake by the us as nixon killed everyone in the studio and went on a zombie rampage eventully killing president bush and becoming the very first dead dictator of the us
mellio1238 (10:37:15 PM): granted he was the first dictator ever in the us
mellio1238 (10:38:17 PM): his first act was to make this 2 hour special on the history channel on how he became dictator
mellio1238 (10:38:59 PM): he said that everyone has to watch this by kaw
mellio1238 (10:39:32 PM): anyone who doesn't watch it will be shot
SandManSlp (9:40:10 PM): diufgsdjg
SandManSlp (9:40:11 PM): stop
mellio1238 (10:40:23 PM): survivors of this shooting will be shot again
mellio1238 (10:40:58 PM): tommorrow there will be a pop quiz on this program
mellio1238 (10:41:34 PM): anyone who fails this quiz will be shot with a shotgun
Please post or pm me with your ideas on how I could expand this idea, Thanks ;D
President gerald ford was caught in the crossfire between french and kazach militery forces
he was shot by the French
the us declared war
mellio1238 (10:31:25 PM): and then not even an hour afterward, the french had surrndered
mellio1238 (10:32:05 PM): it was then documented and put in a 2 hour special on the history channel
SandManSlp (9:32:19 PM): awesome
mellio1238 (10:33:54 PM): hosted by the corpse of president richard nixon
mellio1238 (10:34:22 PM): they cracked his coffin right open
mellio1238 (10:34:46 PM): and gave him the paddles of life
mellio1238 (10:36:46 PM): What a mistake by the us as nixon killed everyone in the studio and went on a zombie rampage eventully killing president bush and becoming the very first dead dictator of the us
mellio1238 (10:37:15 PM): granted he was the first dictator ever in the us
mellio1238 (10:38:17 PM): his first act was to make this 2 hour special on the history channel on how he became dictator
mellio1238 (10:38:59 PM): he said that everyone has to watch this by kaw
mellio1238 (10:39:32 PM): anyone who doesn't watch it will be shot
SandManSlp (9:40:10 PM): diufgsdjg
SandManSlp (9:40:11 PM): stop
mellio1238 (10:40:23 PM): survivors of this shooting will be shot again
mellio1238 (10:40:58 PM): tommorrow there will be a pop quiz on this program
mellio1238 (10:41:34 PM): anyone who fails this quiz will be shot with a shotgun
Please post or pm me with your ideas on how I could expand this idea, Thanks ;D