the best quotes game

[sammy]

what's your favorite quotes from any movie or tv show? post here!

[Bauer Is God]

Most of mine has curse words in them, so I'll post some of my favorites that don't have cuss words:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a *beep*?" - Donnie Darko

"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face." - Donnie Darko

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls." - Donnie Darko

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." - Donnie Darko

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?



I'll post some more in a few minutes.